| 00:01 - 00:03 | We've got 100 people here already |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | I showed everyone else where are our house was on the map. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | The live band will start in about 25 minutes. |
| 00:10 - 00:16 | There isn't much else for us to do, except start drinking |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Good work. I just need a couple of good beers before we head to the party. |
| 00:24 - 00:25 | Sir. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We're out.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We're out of good beer. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | All we have left is Miller Lite. |
| 00:52 - 00:59 | Please leave now if you drank any of the Stella, Heineken, Fat Tire or Sam Adams. |
| 01:12 - 01:15 | How the hell did this happen? |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | Who was in charge of buying the beer?!? |
| 01:19 - 01:24 | All we have left now is that crap beer that tastes like water! |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | Its from Wisconsin for god's sake! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Nothing good is from there!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It tastes like crap and now its all we have! |
| 01:35 - 01:40 | I don't get how anybody can drink that stuff. Yet for some reason people buy it! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, it's not that bad of a beer. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I'd rather drink the piss from my dog than that crap! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir. Its great taste and its less filling. |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | Don't let some advertising gimmick fool you. |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | I can't believe people fall for that slogan! |
| 01:56 - 02:03 | It tastes like crap and fills you like a Chinese buffet! Those damn crab rangoons! So tasty but after 5 I want to explode! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why the hell do they have pizza at Chinese buffets!? |
| 02:09 - 02:11 | Fuck! Now I don't know why I'm mad!! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | That's right! The damn Miller Lite! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I drink stuff that stuff when I want to sober up! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | We had 4 other kinds of beer! Why is it all gone!? |
| 02:20 - 02:22 | Screw this! |
| 02:27 - 02:31 | I've been waiting all day for this party and now its ruined. |
| 02:32 - 02:34 | I just want to go to my room and beat myself up |
| 02:35 - 02:37 | I told all my friends it'd be fun. |
| 02:41 - 02:47 | I told them we'd have something good to drink and now I look like an idiot! |
| 02:48 - 02:52 | They will be so pissed when they find out what's left. |
| 02:54 - 02:55 | Its like a middle school party now. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Even middle schoolers don't like this crap though! |
| 03:00 - 03:03 | Only the Wisconsin wenches like that crap! |
| 03:05 - 03:07 | It's okay. He's not taking it away, there will be some for us. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Do you know what sucks the most? |
| 03:18 - 03:24 | I'm going to be sober and have no courage to talk to any women tonight. |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | I'll be someone's wing man tonight, I guess. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'll probably still be able to score with a fat chick. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | All the fat chicks love Miller Lite. I guess I'll choke it down if I have too. |
| 03:46 - 03:48 | But you know what!? |
| 03:53 - 03:55 | It's still better than Busch Light. |
