| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Crowfall user base is diminishing day by day. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Kickstarter backers have left the game... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and we are losing players from Winterblades and Sugoi. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | UDL and other guilds are not playing any more. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | New servers are not attracting interest in Europe. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Version 5.3 has secret new content... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | that will save us. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mister Coleman... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Version 5.3... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Version 5.3 is broken by the secret new content. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We cannot compile Version 5.3. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following staff will stay here...Walton, Dalton, Blair, and Doggett. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What is the problem with My Little Pony? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Version 5.3 should not be broken by adding My Little Pony! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You said it would only take two weeks to add My Little Pony to the build. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And now you say it will not compile. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I have reason to believe you are not on board with my plan. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | My Little Pony will be our secret to success! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I do not believe that My Little Pony... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | will not smoothly integrate with a throne war simulator. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Let's back it out and add a new feature, like fishing. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And how long will that take? Just until Friday? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Fishing is easier to design and code. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I've had it with your diversions from my vision. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Split races and classes you said... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Create action harvesting you said... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | but these things are taking forever... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and in the end these features are garbage. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The engineering team is flailing away making useless features. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And I have noticed the art staff's nudity is distracting the engineers from their work. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How can they concentrate in the presence of such godly perfection? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Would you like to be working for someone else who indulges in such nonsense.. like Chris Roberts? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Perhaps I have been thinking about this the wrong way. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I have lived and breathed the dream of My Little Crowfall for so long now. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But my dream is dying. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All I want to do is build a throne war simulator... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | set in the pleasant and peaceful My Little Pony milieu. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But some of you stand in my path... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and some of you fight me every step of the way. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You prevent the rest of us from achieving our divine endeavor. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How can I overcome this terrible setback? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he'll think of something. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My Little Pony is the key. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Somehow we will copy that which succeeds so well... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Star Citizen. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We will do what we must. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We have plenty of artwork of little horsies of every kind. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We can buy time with pre-sales to dummies. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Put the pony pics in the web store. |
