| 00:01 - 00:07 | Breaking news out of Lakeside today. A war on pizza and donuts has been declared. |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Earlier today. Police command member Koil Ipolazia declared war on the sale of pizza and donuts in Lakeside. |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | This has sparked outrage throughout Lakeside |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | Demonstrators have taken the streets |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | Anarchy is sweeping over Lakeside |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | All this in light of a new executive order passed earlier today. Banning the sales of pizza and donuts. |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | People selling pizza and donuts can now be arrested |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | We now go to Sherryl Kuznetzov on scene of these protests |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | Sherryl, what do people think of this new law? |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | Thanks Sherryl. I hope the situation there deescalates soon |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | We're recieving news of a video just leaked |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | A video showing Officer Ipolazia out of control at police HQ |
