00:01 - 00:06 | To start things off - I would like to address the issue of Madden Mobile Scamming |
00:06 - 00:10 | and more importantly the scamming aspect and your amazing story |
00:10 - 00:12 | and how you got scammed |
00:14 - 00:18 | Well I was offered 9.4 million coins for my $100 iTunes Gift Card |
00:19 - 00:20 | I mean it seemed like a legit deal |
00:19 - 00:21 | Are you kidding me? *lol* |
00:21 - 00:22 | Move along |
00:22 - 00:27 | Well she told me of the amazing deal and I thought it would be beneficial for my Madden team |
00:27 - 00:32 | Well like yeah he said he wouldn't scam us and he said if we went first he would give us a cookie too |
00:32 - 00:35 | And I really liked his cookies |
00:35 - 00:40 | *Laughter* |
00:41 - 00:46 | I'm sorry excuse me |
00:46 - 00:50 | Well, what happened next... *HAHAHAHAHAHA* |
00:50 - 00:54 | *Awkward Silence* |
00:55 - 00:57 | I mean why are you laughing I thought it was a legit deal |
00:58 - 01:04 | Okay, I'm very sorry lets move on with the tragic story |
01:04 - 01:07 | So you went first and he stole all of your coins? |
01:08 - 01:11 | I mean he probably was pretty smart |
01:11 - 01:16 | Yes he stole my $100 Gift Card and told me that I had no friends |
01:16 - 01:17 | Mmmhm |
01:17 - 01:20 | Well lets be honest you don't really have any friends |
01:20 - 01:24 | I mean I would have stolen the gift card from you |
01:24 - 01:28 | I mean even LionsDENYT could do that |
01:28 - 01:39 | *LAUGHTER* |
01:40 - 01:50 | Well I mean she kind of deserved it I mean she is white and stupid |
01:50 - 01:52 | *Awkward Racist Tension* |
01:52 - 01:57 | I'm very sorry excuse me you guys are complete idiots |
01:57 - 02:03 | Well, I mean I'm sorry this is more funnier than my interview with Noobkill213 about Jesus |
02:03 - 02:05 | I think LionsDENYT is actually in the crowd right now |
02:05 - 02:08 | Yeah there he is |
02:08 - 02:12 | I remember scamming idiots like this woman |
02:12 - 02:18 | I would tell them I was "hella legit" but I was not "hella legit" |
02:18 - 02:20 | I slaughtered many |
02:20 - 02:24 | Are you kidding me he's here he's a scammer!? |
02:24 - 02:29 | Yes and I scammed you of your Google Play gift card 10 years ago |
02:29 - 02:30 | I feel extremely uncomfortable |
02:30 - 02:36 | I remember seeing your face when I scammed your wife of her bronze punter 8 years ago |
02:36 - 02:37 | *LAUGHTER* |
02:37 - 02:45 | Narrator: Well folks thats all we have for this segment of SLAY TV |
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02:45 - 03:02 | Narrator: Please stay tuned for Episode 2 coming soon but for now thanks for watching and keep Slaying |
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