| 00:02 - 00:04 | TBA G2 |
| 00:04 - 00:06 | Ladies and Gentlemen, |
| 00:06 - 00:08 | welcome to the post check review. |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | Now that I've got rid of my colleague |
| 00:11 - 00:14 | there are just two actions outstanding. |
| 00:15 - 00:17 | The toilet waste bowser is full again, |
| 00:17 - 00:20 | and Darren Wright's electronic plans. |
| 00:20 - 00:23 | Dean, how many electronic plans has he done this week? |
| 00:23 - 00:25 | We can kill two birds with one stone |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | In just two hours, |
| 00:27 - 00:30 | the planners will publish the latest |
| 00:30 - 00:31 | "LapCap. |
| 00:32 - 00:36 | Begin the "LabCap" sabotage! |
| 00:40 - 00:43 | ***Attention Band 2 Manager Intefereing*** |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | OK, It's got to be Brad. |
| 00:52 - 00:55 | I knew he would do something like this. |
| 00:55 - 00:58 | Isn't he supposed to be leaving? |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Surely its time by now. |
| 01:01 - 01:04 | Its like this chair is possessed |
| 01:04 - 01:07 | by the spirit of Gordon Briggs. |
| 01:07 - 01:10 | Ive never seen such a stupid idea |
| 01:10 - 01:13 | since he put Andy Cartwright on nights. |
| 01:13 - 01:16 | I wish I knew what it looked like |
| 01:16 - 01:22 | inside his head. |
| 01:27 - 01:29 | Caroline! Activate "LabCap!" |
| 01:41 - 01:43 | We can see that it shows two positives. |
| 01:43 - 01:45 | I will use a tech and a mech |
| 01:45 - 01:47 | to connect the toilet waste |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | to the water cooler in east pen. |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | It will also take out |
| 01:51 - 01:53 | the new aircraft group. |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | Dean? |
| 01:57 - 01:58 | DEAN? |
| 01:59 - 02:04 | Gone for a smoke have we? Don't think I don't know. |
| 02:04 - 02:06 | What in the name of Willie Walsh are you doing? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Looking for your PER book? |
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