| 00:00 - 00:03 | We're traveling to Bandon, Oregon for Christmas. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will stay at your parent's house here. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Allison with the fully edited wedding video
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| 00:08 - 00:12 |
will be staying at the hotel here. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Great, we can debut the video at Christmas Eve dinner. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Sir
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| 00:19 - 00:21 | She... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | She edited it to the music of Star Wars. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The whole thing. Just like Star Wars. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | If you've seen a leaked copy of my wedding video...leave. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | What the HELL is she thinking?! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | STAR WARS?! I dont even LIKE Star Wars! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I've been waiting a year-and-a-half for her to edit this damn wedding footage. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | BEAUTIFUL footage of the happiest day of my life. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why would she do this to me?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THE GAYS have no concept of the sanctity of marriage. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Running around with their bad haircuts; living in sin; ruining everything! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Indeed its different, but you still look VERY pretty. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What the HELL does that matter if the editing and music arent pretty!?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Its getting decent comments on Facebook. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I dont want strangers seeing this mockery. Take it down!!! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Star Wars is fucking tacky!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | She did this on purpose. To mock mine and Eddies ETERNAL LOVE. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Does she not know how much money we spent on that wedding? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's expensive trying to look like you aren't having an expensive rustic wedding. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I bet I march down the aisle to The Imperial March
the fucking DARTH VADER song! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I dont understand her. She thinks she's funny. NOT FUNNY! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I was going to show that to my children. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Watch it before bed every single night. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Post it with pride on the wedding message boards. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | She damn well knows that I wanted a classy Americana barn wedding. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | For it to look and feel artistic. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Shes seen my wedding Pinterest board. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Would it have killed her to used some fucking Jack Johnson? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The CROWN to my rustic-chic wedding RUINED!!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Don't worry, you can still have a wedding featured in Kinfolk. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | July 26th, 2014 |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Anna & Eddies Wedding |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | A joke. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | All is lost. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Call and get Maria Maribona on the phone. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | She needs to get her daughter under control. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | July 26th, 2014 |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Anna & Eddies Wedding |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | A joke. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | All is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Call and get Maria Maribona on the phone. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | She needs to get her daughter under control. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Damn, Cubans. |
