| 00:01 - 00:06 | Here we are, interviewing world famous Benedict Sapezinskas |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | Here with his wife, Divya IDK2ndname. |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | Amazing to have you here today. |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | Yeah, uh happy to be here, George InterviewMan |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | Yes, it is indeed. We--- |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Sorry |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | We are extremely happy to be married after 21 years of intimate love. |
| 00:25 - 00:30 | Sorry, continue. |
| 00:29 - 00:34 | We hope to be able to... To raise, a child |
| 00:42 - 00:47 | Im sorry, Im sorry. So, uh, you hope to raise a child together. |
| 00:56 - 01:01 | Yeah, well if thats a fucking problem well--- |
| 00:59 - 01:04 | Im sorry I really am. Please continue talking about your love. |
| 01:08 - 01:13 | You met at the age of 12? |
| 01:12 - 01:17 | Yes, he was amazingly handsome and buff and lovely. |
| 01:19 - 01:24 | Yes, I do believe I had gone to the gym--- To the gym a couple days a week |
| 01:25 - 01:30 | Listen cunt if there's a fucking problem deal with it outside. |
| 01:28 - 01:33 | (LOOOOOOOL) |
| 01:30 - 01:35 | (EVEN MORE LOOOOOOL) |
| 01:41 - 01:46 | What the fuck is wrong with this kid? |
| 01:49 - 01:54 | Your really, actually, hurting my feelings, twat. |
| 01:54 - 01:59 | Sorry, sorry, my fault. Um, please, Im sorry. |
| 02:02 - 02:07 | Uhm, I'm just remembering, uhm... Let's get questions from the public. |
| 02:10 - 02:15 | Hi, Im Kai Fordyce. I'd like to ask for some relationship goals. |
| 02:19 - 02:24 | Are you fucking taking the piss, cunt? |
| 02:24 - 02:29 | Im really sorry, this is just how my voice is. |
| 02:28 - 02:33 | Yeah, well you need to get that checked out fucktard. |
| 02:40 - 02:45 | Im fucking done with this bullshit, oh my god. |
