| 00:01 - 00:07 | Greetings my American friends. My name is Jean Kim-Un and I have a message for you. |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | I have suffered a most dishonorable loss to Red Beard this week. |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | I have disgraced my family and my future husband, Marcus Aurelius. |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | I have big floppy labias. |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | It's a good thing my asshole is tight. |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | I would like to take a moment to discuss another loser. Mr DR, the doctor. |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | He has a tiny penis. He makes Korean boys look like Lexington Steele. |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | This surely is the reason his team sucks. |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | Who the fuck starts Jacob Tamme during playoffs? |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | And then he parlays that decision into Fozzy Whittaker. |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | What an idiot! |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | DR, get ready to get fucked again. |
