| 00:01 - 00:07 | vince boyed has offcialy killed sayyed boyed |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | news news this is madness |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | michaelboyed says that he went mad because i drank his dew |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | Here is a report from gramps boyed ... Wahy |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | Michaelboyed has offcialy called north korea to blow up vinceboyed's headquarters |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | Our leader kim jung ung will shortly send nukes to vince |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | Oter news Willboyed will soon be a thing |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | If the nukes do not work michaelboyed and willboyed will crucifiy vince boyed |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | others news gramps boyed belives that vinceboed is not loyal to him |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | and er news letters are everywhere |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | goodbye everyone this is NKN and were signing off |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | our catchphrase if you dont like him you blow him up |
