| 00:00 - 00:02 | Look at Tim he is so drunk |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | so drunk |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | I am not drunk |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | You looked smashed |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | No I am just sad |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | 0-3 |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | I went fucking 0-3 in my fantasy football playoffs |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | No one goes 0-3 |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | Yeah the fantasy football gods were not with me. I tried, I failed, but next year I will probably do the exact same |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | Those Assholes fucked me over once again |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | I out coached myself like I always do |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | I zigged and they zagged |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | I am going to bang 4 hookers tonight to try and get over this |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | Will not be easy as I do this every year |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | What do you do every year |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | What do you do every year |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | Suck at Fantasy football |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | I think you should just dance the night away now |
