| 00:01 - 00:07 | We have a breaking news story! This just in Dr. Love was fired as supermod! |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | The closet faggot was fired from the Scottish drunk bungeyed boss just minutes ago |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | Nickdfaggot is in mourning right now |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | He was found sucking black cocks! |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | In buffalo |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | FORD went into depression and gained another 200 pounds bringing his weight to a total 879 pounds |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | The downfall of the army started in the late 2000's when sarge turned his keys over to the faggot Va Beach |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | That's exactly when the pussification of the site started and let lard machine rise to power |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | Then they found a skank whore named envy pee |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | They all took turns pissing and shitting down her throats |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | that was until sarge came back and fired everyone and gave the keys to a bungeyed Scottish cunt. |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | And still nobody even posts there to this day! Goodnight cocksuckers! |
