| 00:05 - 00:17 | They've tied in the 18", 10",6" and Umbilical Here And Here. |
| 00:17 - 00:23 | Yes But They Still Have The Mats To Lay And The Pigging To Do |
| 00:24 - 00:35 | Sir, The Pigging Is Completed And The Mats Are All Laid |
| 00:54 - 00:59 | You Three Twats In Suits Stay Here, The Rest Of You Fuck Off. |
| 01:14 - 01:25 | What The Fuck Is Going On? Why Can't You Stop Them Being So Efficient? |
| 01:30 - 01:38 | They Do Tie-Ins In Hours, You Take Days. They Lay 30 Mats In A Bellrun, You Can't Do That In 24 Hours. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | We Try Our Best But They Are To Good; We Can't Stop Them. |
| 01:44 - 01:46 | Shut Up You Snivelling Twat. |
| 01:46 - 01:49 | Sir, I Really Must Protest. |
| 01:49 - 01:53 | Protest? I'll Stick This Fucking Pencil Up Your Arse. |
| 01:58 - 02:10 | Orelia Is An Ancient Rusty Old Skip. I've Spent A Fortune On Shiny New DSVs and Still They Make Us Look Crap. |
| 02:11 - 02:22 | I Even Put A Norwegian in Charge Of Diving. Nothing Can Slow Them Down. |
| 02:28 - 02:38 | These Bastards Are Taking The Piss And It's Making Me Fucking Mental. |
| 02:42 - 03:00 | I've Tried Everything; Pulse And Quartz; Even That Masterpiece Of Corporate Bullshit: One Technip Day Didn't Have Any Effect. They Just Take The Micky. |
| 03:03 - 03:10 | Don't Worry Pippa, Natalya Will Sort Those Orelia Bastards Out. |
| 03:15 - 03:26 | It's No Good; They'll Have To Go. |
| 03:40 - 03:47 | I Don't Care What Kind Of Dirty Tricks, Lies And Deceit HR Have To Use, Just Get Rid Of The Fuckers. Then At Least The Rest Of You will look Half Competent. |
| 03:54 - 03:58 | It's The Final Solution. |
