| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir , i am afraid we got a very bad news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we got tossed out of La Copa |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Because of the poor fax machine |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Villarreal pranked us last week in liga too |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we are now five points behind Barcelona |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Which team is barcelona |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | going to play against next week? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Barcelona |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Barcelona is going to play FIFA |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Club World Cup Final |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Decima , history and barca obsessed fans leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That's why i fucking ordered |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | To fix the damn fax machine |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And we are being made fun of in our city |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They are making history |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Our history is too old |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | we are being humiliated by barca every year |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You mad-idiots clowns are good for nothing |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | are your worthless lives good for something or not? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir , we try to troll them using our history |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Does it fucking work you facade madridiot? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir , we also mention club of the century |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | i still see pique trolling us hard everyday and it |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | fucking burns me |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What should we do? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I am tired of buying referees |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and linesmen and federation |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They fucking mocked us by scoring |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | 4 goals in clasico and by winning 4 titles |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The second best player |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | always vanishes when we need him the most |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Is this our fucking fate now? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | i get hurt whenever i see |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | them lifting titles |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They win |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And they make history in every fucking season |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and our horrible form never changes |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | 1 league title in seven |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | years and this year |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | does not look good too |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't cry, we will spend more money |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | After they the win fifth title |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | we will be mocked again badly |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This is awful |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | we are a joke now. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | kick the fat spanish waiter out and prepare a bid for |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | lewandowski and also |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Buy a new Fax Machine |
