| 00:01 - 00:07 | A fire in an auto body |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Repair shop resulted in |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | A FDNY Lt. receiving a |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | Facial of oil and mud |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | The new proby said it was |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | Just to much for me to handle |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | I lost it and drove mud and oil into his face |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | He looked like his face piece needed windshield wipers |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | The proby was thought to be a girl |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | But our reports indicate he is a weak bitch |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | The Lt was not happy about |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | The facial but his wife liked the results |
