| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our research team has been hard at work. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our searches are done. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There's an SEBD School outside Berlin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Little Adolf can travel independently getting the bus from here to here. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | His Power Complex Conduct Disorder will soon be a thing of the past. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes but ...we've requested |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | a place at The William Henry Smith School |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ......Sadly..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sadly...WHSS has turned the referral down |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They will not take him |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | EHC Plan writers stay: Krautle, Jodel, Krebs and Buckdorf |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I can't believe this bollocks! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THIS IS UTTER AND COMPLETE BOLLOCKS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Shit! We spent hours on those fucking Outcomes-we even formed an LMT. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Then that Scottish fuckwit turns us down! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now he won't get that Polo Curriculum |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That School is better run than the SS. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Their Therapy cups of tea solve every fucking problem under the sun |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Shit! He'll miss activities to die for |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuher, the drumming is often cancelled... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up,Moron! There's trampolining; they even have fucking go-karts |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuher, the go-karts don't work on grass... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shut the fuck up! No other school will do, look at the Life Skills work |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | No one on earth |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | can teach a kid how to sit on a bus |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | better than Johnny Ireland. You all deserve to die |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | because my son will never get his name in the yellow bucket! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | My son could have been Campbell's best ever gofer |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I don't mind that SID is fucked and that whenever staff write something |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IT JUST TOTALLY FUCKING DISAPPEARS! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He could end up in a Behaviour Modification School run by Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My son will never open the red cupboard |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Look what they achieve by offering worthless shit as a reward |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | or he might have donated. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Even after serving |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | veggie pigs in blankets they STILL got the FFL Gold Award |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | No Milo, no massage chair |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | My boy would have loved reading to Nancy |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He'll get no key-working sessions at McDonald's |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He won't ever get cuddles from Brenda and Janet |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. You can pretend to be Brenda |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is a Class A fucking tragedy |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I really wanted that School |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and now where...? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Gilfillan's place? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | My leadership style is modelled totally on Heneghan |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Once, he had a moustache just like mine |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck it... phone the PRU. |
