| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Cheez-Its have been stolen. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they've been robbed, here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, the thief doesn't even leave crumbs behind |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We've figured out it was your former Secretary, Stephanie.. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of Stephanie. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out what she wants in exchange for the Cheez-Its. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | She... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | She doesn't want anything. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are eating the Cheez-Its as we speak. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thought that little thief Stephanie was cute get out now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell was she thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Doesn't she know I love Cheez-Its too! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And not even crumbs left? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Even hobos leave crumbs! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Were going to have to go to WAR! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened to Steven! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He tried to save them and it cost him his life! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We must be armed now at all times. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, she was not alone. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who in the world would work with this evil, conniving thief? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, it was Marsh and Liz. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What the Fudge!? I trusted those two with my kitten! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Good help is hard to find! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I should've hired Stephen's sister instead! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | My gosh, I really need my Cheez-Its! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'm craving them so bad! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What the heck? What is so difficult? They're kids for God's sake. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We will go after them like the rats they are. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We will turn over every stone! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We will look in every crack. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're doomed without a plan to escape. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We will catch them! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And we will get my precious Cheez-Its back. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm so tired. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I've been down here without my favorite snack. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Will someone hit up the vending machine? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That might have some snacks. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do I think I'm kidding? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They probably robbed that too. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, I saved a small bag for you.. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can't believe this is happening. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | What are we? The Mickey Mouse Club? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Jeez. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I think I just need a hug. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Someone to hold me at night when the world lets me down. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Someone to get me Cheez-Its. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'd even pay for it. |
