| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are continuing our search for the town of Timpdon |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, we know its not in Belgium and here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have now invaded all the countries you ordered |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But we still can't find the seaside town of Timpdon or the engine sheds |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Then we will shall get extra armies |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and search some more countries |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tell him |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We think that Timpdon isn't a real place... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Many of us think that it's just a model |
| 00:53 - 00:59 | If any of you think Timpdon is a real seaside town, then you should leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It's a bloody model? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Does it look like a Hornby train set? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They are live steam engines! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I want to go and see something beautiful |
| 01:28 - 01:31 | There's certainly nothing good to look at around here! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Is it too much to ask - invade a little seaside town |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Oh Yes! You managed to gave me countries with LGB trains |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But nothing with real steam trains |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir - They said it was on the Island of Sodor |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't think so, Dumkoff! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Sir, The SS said that Sodor has lots of steam trains |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The SS couldn't find Sodor on the map either! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Do Timpdon's engines have faces? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do the engines talk to each other? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and sing little happy songs all day? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Timpdon is more interesting with its swinging bridge and the man.. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | who has taken off his trunks in the water |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We could all go and see that on holiday |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They are even advertising an Open Day |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They even have a website for Stalin's Sake! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The Timpdon Team are laughing in my face |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Taunting me, sending me pictures of their railway |
| 02:34 - 02:37 | With kiddies getting all water-squirten |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I don't ask for too much |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I wanted a world with Timpdon in it |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Then they put a postcard on YouTube of a big fat girl sat on the beach waving at trains |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | With her massive boobies... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | hanging out of her swimming costume |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Like that girl Olga from Admin |
| 03:04 - 03:08 | Don't cry - you're boobies aren't that big . |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How can it be a toy train? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If we can't find it then you might as well... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | shoot me now. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But I would shoot him first. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm supposed to have the best senior officers |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but they think it's just a toy train set. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Damn those Timpdon people |
