00:01 - 00:07 | Most Honorable Gentlemen and Most Glorious Ladies of the globe, |
00:08 - 00:13 | I have the great honor and privilege to make this public announcement! |
00:14 - 00:18 | After only four desperately long and tedious months of searching, |
00:19 - 00:20 | Tom Warner Jr. finally found his |
00:21 - 00:23 | orange handled scissors! |
00:24 - 00:30 | For this he is now officially, Teresa's scissors B!#cH !!! Finally justice is served! |
00:31 - 00:35 | He shall fear her justified wrath! How did this happen? |
00:36 - 00:38 | Because he heatedly blamed her for their dissapearance. |
00:39 - 00:42 | Now her innocence is proven! |
00:43 - 00:46 | It is now clear he is in big trouble. |
00:46 - 00:49 | She'll be kicking his @ss for this |
00:49 - 00:52 | until August 2016. |