| 00:00 - 00:02 | Y'all can't keep Chris Jansen out! |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | Titty Sprinkles! |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | #1 Reserve, bitches! |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | Billy... |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | ...how do you feel about the LBA Playoffs this year? |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | Oh, it's been fucking crazy. |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | There's been so many injuries... |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | Do you think getting Julio was trade rape? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | No way... he's only averaging 16 points a week! |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | Moncrief was definitely worth it. I might have had a chance if |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | I had kept him on my squad. Julio's not that great. |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | But you know, Aaron's stomping dicks, John's made his comeback... |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | ...Josh and JB put up good numbers and, of course, Jansen's in. |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | So I can't complain too much, the Playoff lineup is pretty solid. |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | Do you not realize you made it to the Playoffs Billy? |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | jigga-wha? |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | ...playoffs? |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | Yeah dude... you made the Playoffs! |
