| 00:01 - 00:07 | Our Glorious Leader Slapped the American President! |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | American sources say that the President |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | HAS BEEN INJURED MORTALY! |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | AND THEY SAY HE WILL DIE!!! |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | America go to hell. |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | In other News, the Oppressed Americans |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | Have been getting fatter like apes |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | And Fatter |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | And even Fatter! |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | STUPID AMERICANS GO TO HELL! |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | Heil North Korea |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | Or we kill you |
