| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Fuhrer, grants for our purposes may be in danger |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are being given mainly to so-called climate research. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The reports show that grants for things involving weather outnumber grants for cancer research two to one. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But it might end any day now because.... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I can't see your problem... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Steiner at the CSIRO always comes good. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner won't believe that Climate bullshit now. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Since James Lovelock admits it's just hysteria. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has any vestiges of scientific integrity, piss off. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are you doing? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Did you think the scam would last for ever? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You were supposed to watch Steiner |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Supply him with LSD, peyote, bong water, crack cocaine... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now we are up shit creek without a paddle. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The Libs letter box dropped everyone to apply for grants. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We could have raked in millions more. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Even Jo Gash was suckered in to spread the word. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Fuhrer, the happy pill industries are in ruins.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You must always have a stash. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The stash is gone, Gillard used it up in the Budget. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That stash was sacred and top secret. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Arrest everbody who knew of it. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The scam worked beautifully. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Half a million to study effects of climate change in Rugby |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Three million for effects of global warming on sex. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They were thowing the money at us. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All you need to do was put in Climate change and Steiner rubber stamped it at Gillard'sorders. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All down the toilet. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Because you idiots couldn't keep Steiner happy. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You must innovate. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from me. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | If one thing doesn't work, try another. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | If no drugs try women. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Or if he is a nancy, get some boys. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But, no, you ratbags think you can just get Al Gore to frighten the shit out of everybody. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do you think you're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, the Carbon Tax will save us. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I know what that nitwit Swan will do next. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He will cut the defence budget. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We won't be able to sell our old tanks. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Just a minute. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Try looking for a few dollars from Shoalhaven Council. They believe anything. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If they want security, offer them the Shoalhaven bridge. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tell them we are a community organisation. |
