| 00:00 - 00:03 | Until we get GN we cannot be certain |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | However we think that Marilyn and Pete |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Probably went on holiday |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | to a christian retreat |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | somewhere round about here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well there is no point buggering about speculating |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Get my copy of GN |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | From the post room |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | My fuhrer |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The last Christmas post |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Arrived yesterday |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody who doesn't give a shit if they received GN can leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You bastards you utter bastards |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Couldn't you have said the mail plane was shot down or something |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | No GN - on my gravestone they will put |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Adolf, no mates |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I have not been so humiliated |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Since the Bunker Christmas party |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | When I got rat-arsed and photocopied my buttocks |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And everyone knew I had only one testicle |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Himmler his case was similar |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | And poor old Goebbals... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Besides nobody noticed |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The last time I felt this pissed off |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I invaded Poland |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Even that wouldn't make me happy now |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What the shit do they think they have been doing |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Since last Christmas |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Taking a Kenschmidt in some car park? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | There was Pete sitting on his arse |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | In the Long Room |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Watching the Ozzies giving England |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | More of a stuffing than Goering managed with with months of bombing |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Do I get to hear about it? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Has Pete returned to the dark side? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Was the christian thing just another flash in the pan? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | here am I facing Christmas with no GN |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We are surrounded by a million russians |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who say Merkel invited them |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I told her it would end in chaos |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | One consolation Lucy - you won't have to hear about Stephen |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Can you imagine no GN a Lidl turkey with bratwurst |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and sauerkraut stuffing |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | silly hats and warm Blue Nun |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | At least the sodding Lukes won't have received a copy |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I don't think I could take the smirking pitying looks |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Its no good get me a cyanide pill, a revolver |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And last year's GN |
