| 00:00 - 00:03 | Is everyone here who needs to be here? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Ohh piers do join us |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Late again as usual |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Lets get down to business then, the boss wants an update |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | As im sure your aware, things havent been going as well as we would like |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Rent arrears...continue to increase |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Up and up |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | We.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | are aware... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Its all Piers fault boss |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Always late and always lying |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Can all the admin and support staff please leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Hes right people |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Always late and always lying |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And i tell you what, ive been making a list of everything hes done |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Shall we make a start? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Your bird wasnt raped |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You probably never had one |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why would you make such a disgusting fucking story up |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You stupid greasy haired twat |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, ive took the most payments, and done the most visits |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What Visits, you dump all your envelopes! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, ive took £20,000 this year |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | £20,000? Dean has took fucking Forty you arrogant prick |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | So dont give me that shit |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You shagged a tennant |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and brag about it at work |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | you turn up pretending your sick |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and say your kitchens flooded or you have gum disease |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and expect us to just let it go, as if nothing has happened! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Unbelievable!!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And dont get me started on your supposed STI, its bullshit! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Time after time |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I give you another chance, like the fool i am |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A fucking fool! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Driving License... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Do you drive or dont you drive, because none of us fucking know! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You tell us one thing, and your colleagues another |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But youve been caught.. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Your lies and deceit, exposed before us all |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | All this and your lass still cries outside for you |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, he wont get the sack |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Give me your work badge |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Your sacked, im sorry |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You've had enough chances |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Im afraid to say |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | All this trust from such a young age, and you blew it |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Pissed it up the wall |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get to the job centre |
