| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have bad news mein Fuhrer |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Generalissimo JBT surrounds us |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Lt. Pavlovwolf is moving north |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Colonel 4v50 holds the factory here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and is moving troops west |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Can we not stop them with our 9mm? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We carry so many more rounds |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Meine Fuher, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we uh |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | have to shoot them so many damn times |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Our bullets are too weak |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Aimless, DKPRof, EdSr, Wilson, Bama |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Then why do we shoot 9? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | More capcity and for what? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You all said carry more ammo |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | you can never have enough |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | No, and now we get overrun |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why didn't we go .45acp? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Do we not have American ammo? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They all fall to the .45 ball |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But they only hold 7 rounds |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Yes but they kill you dead twice, twice |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Meine Fuhrer, the recoil is too much |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And that is why you went 9mm you sissy |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | If you weren't all little girls |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We had a 10mm in development |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | such a gloriously efficient killer |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but noooo, muh wittle hands |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | So we backed it down to .40S&W |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | A perfectly good killer of men and worhty of fear |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | but noooooo, too snappy, my wrists they hurt |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now our enemy has it and is killing us with it |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And worse, our Danish General |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Got caught fucking geese in a dresser again |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | What the hell is wrong with you people |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And the penguin, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The penguin, caught with his knickers down in the Yugo for the third time |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And the guard heard wooden shoes quickly running from the scene |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | When he was caught |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | he was found with his pecker stuck in a hole in the dyke |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No not the dam, the lesbian |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, DKProf got me too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You have all failed me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | All because you are weak handed sissies |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And carry a nine |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I hate you all |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now go work out with weights and become men |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And learn to shoot a real man's caliber |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Wake Ed Sr from his nap |
