| 00:00 - 00:03 | It appears the lads are lost... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have seen them running like idiots |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In the middle of a field |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They lost Matt and Seb on their way back... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And I can now confirm a drunken Oli has gone to look for them |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Its fine I have heard it before |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They will find him in a bush |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Tril |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tril Pre$land... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There is an incoming call form Asher |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Should I decline |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Mum, Loomin-dady you might want to get out, this could get too dank... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Its 2 in the fucking morning! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I don't give a shit if he is a weeping angel |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He thinks he is my "pal" just because I played DOTA |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What does he mean EZ MID means I suck |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I mug fuckers as Ra! How do I suck |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I would like to see him pull off these J's |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I look fucking tril in these J's FUCKING TRIL |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They should have seen be win that rap battle |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Will, Mr Kipling was too strong, Phil rekt you |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No that's fucking cheating, I'm talking real rap like KB or Slim Jesus |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Will your just mad because you didn't get to remix Matt's new hit single |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Yes I am, It is going to be No.1 in Denmark. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | After that my hoes left |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Where is my fucking Henchman "Baker" when I need him |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He is probably fucking bitch's and getting baked |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I don't even know where he lives for the next Poker Night |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I hate Poker Night, Matt hides a deck of cards under the table and Seb steals my BLACKS! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Finley gets pissed on one can then continues to spill our drinks |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He never gets the right amount of Pizza |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Adam then eats it all when he has already had tea! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He thought my coke was whiskey |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And then he has the nerve to watch Mad Max for the rest of the night |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It makes me cry |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The worst part is |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WE DONT EVEN FINISH THE GAME, RYAN GETS BORED AND PUSHS ALL THE CHIPS INTO THE MIDDLE |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All I want is to show them I AM FLY |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I only took phycology and economics to win at Poker |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But no I get abused |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | These J's don't pay for themselves |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Laura he didn't really get an A at GCSE |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is why I made new gay friends |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I wanted them to give me fashion tips and make me look better |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But really... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They fuck me... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The sad part is I secretly like it, it feels natural |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You know what I mean Harry |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | GG EZ MID |
