| 00:00 - 00:03 | The company has been sold. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our headquarters are now here, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | restrooms here, break room here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The man who violated the handicapper has been let go, |
| 00:12 - 00:16 | and storage solutions outsourced to Ohio. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | At least we have our stock options. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I plan to retire from this hole. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...they've valued the options at zero. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Even excercised ones are worthless. |
| 00:52 - 00:54 | That oder is me. |
| 00:56 - 00:59 | I shit myself. |
| 01:13 - 01:16 | We're all fucked. After all that work, we're ... |
| 01:17 - 01:19 | ...fucked! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you know the things I've done for this company? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I blew a goat... |
| 01:28 - 01:30 | ...to completion. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And what do they do? |
| 01:34 - 01:36 | And what do they give us in return? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Not a fucking thing to nobody. |
| 01:40 - 01:43 | The investors did get paid, as did the CEO. |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | You mean those assholes got something and we didn't? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | ...we get 2% raises. |
| 01:50 - 01:54 | I've blown a goat and the CEO gets a package? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And we get? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Not even cost of living increases. |
| 02:00 - 02:02 | How does that even seem fair? |
| 02:03 - 02:05 | What about the schmucks out there? |
| 02:06 - 02:08 | They have frusbands to support. |
| 02:09 - 02:11 | What about the new quality system? |
| 02:12 - 02:16 | I imagine we'll have two...no three... systems running at one time now. |
| 02:18 - 02:22 | And don't even get me started about the ERP piece of shit. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What am I going to do now? |
| 02:31 - 02:34 | I just took out a third mortgage... |
| 02:34 - 02:37 | ...to buy a boat |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why couldn't they just give us fifty cents a share, would that have killed them? |
| 02:52 - 02:54 | Then I could have at least bought... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | ..a decent lawnmower. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But no they give it to the management... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | that really pisses me off. |
| 03:04 - 03:08 | It's okay Anna, we can moonlight at our competitor. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | [indistinguishable muttering] |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They lured me in with the stock options... |
| 03:25 - 03:28 | ..and free lunch at strange indian. |
| 03:31 - 03:34 | ...and I think the chicken was bad. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | See to it everyone updates their LinkedIn profile. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And give each other recommendations. |
| 03:53 - 03:58 | Next time get a signing bonus up front. |
