| 00:00 - 00:03 | The enemy has constructed a Nuclear Silo. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our spies informed us it is located here, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to the south of their Barracks, Naval yard and Ore Refinery. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our new Prism Tanks made short work of the coils and silo, unfortunately the missile launched seconds before it was destroyed. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We are extremely low on war funds, we should build a outpost near the minerals. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No matter, we can build an army of Battle fortresses, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we will have all the gems to the west of us. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Commander... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Stalin... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Stalin has nuked our War factory and destroyed it along with our only Ore Refinery. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He has built a Kirov and it's coming at us, we have no money to build any AA. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you who wanted superweapons turned on just for the "extra challenge", stay in the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How did I miss the "Kirov reporting"?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That Kirov will be the doom of us all! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I goddamn hate playing against those flying elephants, every time I have to build an army of IFVs worth a damn to make WWII look like Plants vs Zombies! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Those fucking things are bulletproof! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It takes at least 20 Patriots to dent the damn thing! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They're a fucking balloon, why are they impossible to take down with fucking military missiles?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Without any money we are hoping to get a miracle pulled out of our own asses and throw it at it to survive... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and it probably wouldn't be enough! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My general, you shouldn't of built a Refinery so close to the War factory! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It nuked the epicenter inbetween both you imbecile! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | If we built it further away we could of built some IFVs. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't recall in my memory promoting you to "idiocy on legs"! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S OVER! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You honestly think a handful of inches can save it from a nuclear fucking missile? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Im plenty glad to see youre not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | If we turn on the TV and go to History channel at this very moment, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | we can see Ancient Aliens trying to uncover the mystery that of the Kirov having unlimited fucking bombs! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Why do they even try to fly higher when they try to go above something?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why not fly high into the clouds and use them as cover? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Every night before I go to bed I check my closet for Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I would of built Aegis Cruisers... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but the map is 80% land, the thing can just B-line to my base. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The Aegis doesn't have infinite range to my sorrow. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Damn those blimps, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | into the final circle of hell, where it can't harm the world of man! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The great strategist legend Freind, losing to a motherfucking balloon! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Just wait untill the other leaders hear about that ground shattering news! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They will not bleed to death, they will laugh untill their last breath! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I damned those things since their creation from the motherland! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Keep it together, he can still train rocketeers! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I thought we could of had an edge... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | to Kreg's suggestion of flanking their south, in reality it... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ...was our downfall. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The war is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I was so eager to beat that triumphant grin of his 9 winning streak against me. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I have failed yet again. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Install Plants vs Zombies. |
