00:00 - 00:03 | The results are in from the latest round of audits. |
00:04 - 00:05 | As you know we have been out to all three metro areas |
00:05 - 00:07 | North, South, and South East |
00:08 - 00:12 | We visited all of the offices in each region; meeting with area managers and checking hundreds of files per office |
00:12 - 00:15 | We also had close out meetings with the RMs at the head offices, here, here and here |
00:17 - 00:19 | And what did the RMs say at the close out meetings? |
00:19 - 00:21 | What did they make of the preliminary findings? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | They said that.... |
00:31 - 00:33 | they said that they werent surprised by the results and knew all about the problems we identified. |
00:34 - 00:36 | They seemed pleased by the results and said that 60% would be more than enough for them! |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who wasnt at the close out meeting...get out of the office now! |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell do i pay you for? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Why do i send you to the regions at all? |
01:18 - 01:23 | You go out and spend all you can on expenses and then bring me back news like this! |
01:25 - 01:28 | There will be some cake acts over this, i tell you! |
01:29 - 01:31 | And i mean home made lemon slice! Not shop bought shit! |
01:31 - 01:34 | If one of you tries to bring me a plate of party pies i will stick them where the sun doesnt shine! |
01:34 - 01:37 | I want to see blisters on your fingers and flour smeared on your unwashed faces! |
01:37 - 01:40 | and there had better be a good mix of sweet and savoury too! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Thats not fair, you cant give out double cake acts! |
01:42 - 01:46 | I'll do as i damn well please! You fuck up and I'll cake act you till you drop dead! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer! We cant control how the RMs react to the audit information |
01:48 - 01:52 | Thats exactly what i want you to do at the close out meetings |
01:53 - 01:54 | after that its too late! |
01:56 - 01:57 | They relax because they know we arent coming back for 12 months |
01:57 - 02:00 | and next year we will go back and find exactly the same problems |
02:00 - 02:03 | The RMs will sit opposite us and tell us they know all about it |
02:04 - 02:08 | Of course you know! we fucking told you last year! and the year before that! |
02:08 - 02:13 | I will still be telling them the exact same thing 100 years from now if you shits dont start doing your jobs! |
02:14 - 02:16 | If cakes are the only thing that motivate you then prepare for a rocket up your arses! |
02:17 - 02:21 | I want two cakes from each of you, every day, until i see progress on fixing up these issues! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I dont want to be like this |
02:30 - 02:34 | You think i want to be eating delicious sugary treats every day? |
02:34 - 02:36 | Im supposed to be in training |
02:41 - 02:42 | But i'll take that hit! |
02:43 - 02:47 | I will eat morning teas until i explode if thats what it takes! |
02:48 - 02:53 | Lemon slice, honey cake, zucchinni slice |
02:54 - 02:56 | and dont think that you will be getting to eat any of them |
02:56 - 02:59 | you'll watch as i tip what i cant eat into the bin |
03:00 - 03:02 | i'd just as soon as give them to BPU tjhan see you eat a single crumb! |
03:04 - 03:07 | He cant mean that! he hates BPU |
03:14 - 03:16 | I didnt mean that..i hate BPU |
03:19 - 03:23 | you just made me so bloody cross |
03:25 - 03:26 | does anyone have some cake? |
03:31 - 03:33 | Even a coles donut or something? |
03:40 - 03:46 | Tomorrow, i want to see a lemon slice on my desk or so help me god... |
03:46 - 03:49 | it will be triple cake acts every day for a month |
03:53 - 03:56 | Dont let me down again. |