PW redux
199 views • 12/4/2015
Party
| 00:00 - 00:03 | The annual party got moved to Mikey T's house this year. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He's got that saltwater pool and a bocce court. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It's on Sailfish off of Sea Cove. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Lau is bringing his famous pulled pork |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Shirt is bringing his devil juice and will pull his own pork. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't bother me with Lau and Shirt, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | just make sure Bobby G is bringing fries and gravy. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bobby G... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Bobby G isn't coming to the party this year. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's going to Jr's girlfriend's party instead. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone else not coming to the party, leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell do you mean Bobby G isn't going to the party? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And you thought he was POY material! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | First the kid blows us off to sell sunglasses in Cincinatti all summer, |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | now the old man chooses the girlfriend over the Paddywhackers! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I tell you this is the end of this team of losers. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | "It's just an off year," you say. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | "We'll be back next year when we're at full strength again." |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Such bullshit when Bobby G can't even make it to the party. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, she's a lovely girl and she came to alot of games. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care if she's one of Shirt's sexting bunnies. This is the Paddywhacker party! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, he said he'll come to the party after they do the pinata. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | If he misses the cornhole tournament, what's the point? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Let the kid stay and swing at the pinata. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If he swings at the pinata |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | the way he swung the bat in the playoffs |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | it'll be hours before they see a fucking piece of candy! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Half the team doesn't go out after the games anymore, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and now they're going to Sweet Sixteens instead of coming to the party! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Even Rykert never pulled a stunt like that! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It's bad enough we won't have Pober's antics to make fun of this year. Now these other losers won't be there as well. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Doran and Lockery - those guys never miss the party. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And Massa - he knows the meaning of "commitment," |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | he'd never choose a girl over the team. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We've come to expect no shows from Cannon |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | but that old bastard probably can't play cornhole anyway. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But Bobby G? The guy who changed his vacation plans for the playoffs last year... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We thought we were screwed this year without the beach house |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | but Mikey T convinced his wife to host at their house. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Amazingly she agreed even though she knows Shirt will likely spend the night. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Just keep the dog upstairs, and pray he's gone in the morning. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Terry said he was going to bring cronuts. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I would've thought he'd maybe consider a salad this year, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | or bread. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | At least Jay will bring something good. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Do you think it's ok for Jerry to be going in that saltwater pool over there? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | All that body hair might screw up the filter. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | What the fuck is a cronut anyway? |
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