| 00:00 - 00:03 | The week's numbers are in for deer kills. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Not the greatest
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| 00:05 - 00:07 | I sat here for opening day. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | A light snow had fallen the night before, and I was in my stand by 6:15 but didn't see a thing |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I thought this marsh would be better on Sunday, but all I saw was a doe. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get on with it, there must |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | have been some big ones taken. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | None of them..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Only 3 bucks taken and none of them bigger than a 4... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | no one passes up anything. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you who don't give a shit about hunting...leave....right now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is going on? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Are you telling me there are idiots out there, today |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Idiots who dont know anything about letting the yearlings go? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They think its a 9 day vacation. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I spent the last 3 years creating food plots. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But these morons live by the mantra "if it's brown it's down." |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, deer hunting brings Flatlanders to our state. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | This is who I'm talking about you dumb ass! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, it's great for the state's economy. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a rat's ass about the states economy! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is about deer! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And it's not only in Berlin |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Last year I was up in the Nicolet Forest and didn't see a |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | damn thing for 4 straight days, sun up to sundown! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And the DNR does nothing about it. Why are there no deer up north? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Because the wolves are running rampant and killing the deer population!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Those DNR bastards drive me crazy! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | To top it off, my brand new deer stand and cuddeback were stolen! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have spent so much frickin' money on hunting. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It isn't just a gun and some blaze orange anymore. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | There is so much shit you have to buy. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Bunch of bullshit.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm PAYING to sit in the woods to freeze my ass off, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | while the DNR uses my fees to do a study on the sandhill crane |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Don't even get me started on that.... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Then there are all the clothes I've bought... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I should burn all the shit and buy a boat!!!! |
| 03:02 - 03:07 | Keep it together, we may get a boat! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe $7500 for a week in Buffalo County |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They pretty much guarantee a 4 year old 12 pointer |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Don't tell my wife... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | She'd cut off my balls... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe it's time to just give up and concentrate entirely on golf. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least I won't freeze my ass off. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'd miss deer camp though. |
