00:00 - 00:03 | WE HAVE LOCATED THE COMPANY |
00:04 - 00:05 | THAT MAKES DOORS IN LANCASHIRE |
00:05 - 00:07 | THE MANAGER OF THE STEEL DEPARTMENT |
00:08 - 00:12 | WAS MORE THAN HELPFUL |
00:12 - 00:15 | HE LOOKS FORWARD TO YOUR ORDER |
00:17 - 00:19 | I KNOW THE NAME OF THE MANAGER |
00:19 - 00:21 | HIS NAME IS NIGEL ASHDOWN |
00:24 - 00:26 | MEIN FURHER |
00:27 - 00:28 | IT ISN'T |
00:31 - 00:33 | HIS NAME IS PHIL KELLY |
00:34 - 00:36 | HE RUNS THE STEEL DEPARTMENT |
00:53 - 00:58 | ALL THOSE WHO THINK PHIL KELLY IS CRAP LEAVE NOW |
01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID |
01:15 - 01:17 | HE'S A BIG NOSED TOSSER |
01:18 - 01:23 | I WANT THE LEGEND THAT IS NIGEL ASHDOWN |
01:25 - 01:28 | HIS BRILLIANCE GOES BEYOND HIM |
01:29 - 01:31 | IF I WANTED SHITTY STEEL DOORS |
01:31 - 01:34 | THEN I WOULD ASK FOR THEM |
01:34 - 01:37 | I WANT ALUMINIUM DOORS MADE BY A LEGEND |
01:37 - 01:40 | A TOP DRAWER BRILLIANT ENGINEER |
01:40 - 01:42 | MIEN FUHRER , PHIL KELLY IS AS GOOD |
01:42 - 01:46 | HE'S A PILLOCK OF THE HIGHEST ORDER |
01:46 - 01:48 | MEIN FUHRER PHIL KELLY SAYS HES THE BEST |
01:48 - 01:52 | HE USES HOUSEBRICKS AND FUCKING CLOG HAMMERS |
01:53 - 01:54 | ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID |
01:56 - 01:57 | I WANT THE BEST, THE LEGENDARY NIGEL ASHDOWN |
01:57 - 02:00 | PRECISION ENGINEERING AT ITS BEST |
02:00 - 02:03 | A MAN WHO IS THE ULTIMATE IN HIS FIELD |
02:04 - 02:08 | THE FUCKING ORGAN GRINDER |
02:08 - 02:13 | NOT SOME MONKEY WHO USED TO MAKE SHITTY SHOES FOR A LIVING |
02:14 - 02:16 | THE EYE CANDY OF AEL |
02:17 - 02:21 | A MAN OF ALL MEN |
02:27 - 02:29 | HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND |
02:30 - 02:34 | THE BRILLIANCE OF NIGEL CAN BE SEEN ALL OVER GREAT BRITAIN |
02:34 - 02:36 | HE DOESN'T MAKE SHITTY BIN DOORS |
02:41 - 02:42 | FUCK ME |
02:43 - 02:47 | PHIL KELLY IS NOT FIT TO LACE HIS TALENTED BOOTS |
02:48 - 02:53 | I WANT THE BEST, THE BRILLIANCE, NOT THE SHOESHINE MAN |
02:54 - 02:56 | I WANT THE EXPERIENCE OF THE ALUMINIUM DEPARTMENT THE QUALITY |
02:56 - 02:59 | I WANT THE ROLLS ROYCE OF DOORS, |
03:00 - 03:02 | NOT THE VAUXHALL ASTRA |
03:04 - 03:07 | DON'T BE SAD ROSE HE'S RIGHT |
03:14 - 03:16 | I SUPPOSE THOUGH |
03:19 - 03:23 | I COULD BE SADDLED WITH RICK ASTLEY |
03:25 - 03:26 | HIS CONTRACT MANAGING IS AS BAD AS HIS SINGING |
03:31 - 03:33 | THAT WOULD BE A FUCKING DISASTER WORSE THAN KELLY |
03:40 - 03:46 | GET SOMEONE ELSE TO OVERSEE THE FITTING |
03:46 - 03:49 | NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU MY ARSE |
03:53 - 03:56 | NIGEL ASHDOWN IS THE MAN |