| 00:00 - 00:03 | The cars almost ready for you |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Just the water tank to fit |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We will take the A13 to Arena |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Nice steady ride in the lorry |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Only a few hours journey |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Will be worth the round trip |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | for an all Granada meeting |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Is an.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Its an all Allegro meeting |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Should be 30 cars |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | all you people who thought is was the Granny meeting fuck off back to the yard |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | FUCKING ALLEGRO MEETING? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | YOU BASTARDS SAID IT WAS A RWD MEETING |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I WANTED FORDS FINEST |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | A MK 1 COUPE |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | NOT A FUCKING SQUARE STEERING WHEELED SHITTER |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THEY ARE CRAP AND WEAK |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | NEVER BEEN GOOD BANGERS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | BOTTOM ARMS AS SOFT AS A PENSIONERS TURD |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but yours is a Vanden Plas |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCKING GREAT! WE CAN USE THE PICNIC TABLES ON THE FRONT SEATS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | its been welded up strong and had a nine hundred pound spray job |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | IM NOT RACING IT YOU STUPID TWAT |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ID RATHER WATCH FOOTBALL |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You bastards havent got a clue about bangers these days |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | you think a fucking ford focus is rated tin |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | As long as its got a MK1 steering wheel |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and signwritten up its all ok |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | not like the old days |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I used to pick up Granadas for fifty quid a go |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | most of the bastards were two point eights on the button |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And now im to race a pissing Allegro |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Im a Granada man! A Westy man! A60s! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Fucking old skool |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You bunch of twats couldnt spell Westminster |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | you couldnt handle a fucking Maxi on shale |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Tyres roped to the front,fucking dashboards still in! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | two hours to build a car |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | no race tyres,spray jobs or fucking welding |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Shove your Allegro up your arses |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry my old man will follow the twat in |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What happened to the big Jags and Farinas? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Slung together on the cheap |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Towed there with a 16/60 |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You pricks build me an All Aggro |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe its time to give up..but.. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | fuck it ill race the Allegro |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Make sure its got a mk1 wheel |
