00:00 - 00:03 | Minister applications are officially closed, Jack |
00:04 - 00:05 | Here we have Lucy, a very good candidate |
00:05 - 00:07 | And here Austin, a real nobhed |
00:08 - 00:12 | The two are very close but Austin has a lot of inactive friends |
00:12 - 00:15 | And as of right now he's the official Minister, taking over in your stead |
00:17 - 00:19 | This is my fucking replacement? |
00:19 - 00:21 | This... fucking nobhed? |
00:24 - 00:26 | 'Fraid so gaffa |
00:27 - 00:28 | He... |
00:31 - 00:33 | He's trying to become the new Davos Frenlore |
00:34 - 00:36 | He's copied your GOT style roleplay |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that isn't a fwoppa better jib off now |
01:13 - 01:15 | I'M GONNA DO THIS NOBHED RIGHT IN |
01:15 - 01:17 | Taking my fucking spot? I'm the best! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Motherfucker keeps ducking me! Ducking me! |
01:25 - 01:28 | This fucking roleplay... these fucking nobhed SS |
01:29 - 01:31 | Eseo you swotty little cunt! |
01:31 - 01:34 | You, you let this happen dickhead! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Pure of heart my fucking ass! |
01:37 - 01:40 | How could you let this fucking happen? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Jack calm down ill rap battle you |
01:42 - 01:46 | ILL DO YOU RIGHT IN JAY YOU NOBHED |
01:46 - 01:48 | I'm fucking taller than you dickhead! |
01:48 - 01:52 | You five foot four little fucker! Ill fuck your mum! |
01:53 - 01:54 | I'm so fucking mad! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Eseo you little dickhead why, why?! |
01:57 - 02:00 | You're the worst fucking Frenlore since Tiberius |
02:00 - 02:03 | And nobody liked that dickhead |
02:04 - 02:08 | GO AND SHOVE A CARROT UP CLAX'S ASS YOU FUCKER |
02:08 - 02:13 | WHY DID THIS HAPPEN, WHY?! |
02:14 - 02:16 | Grant was my fucking heir, my fucking heir! |
02:17 - 02:21 | Instead we got pure of heart fucking nobhed |
02:27 - 02:29 | This roleplay is so fucked, lads... so fucked |
02:30 - 02:34 | I'm joining SWRP fuck this shite |
02:34 - 02:36 | Fucking SWRP! |
02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking Purebloods, I hate that cunt |
02:43 - 02:47 | Fucking PUREBLOODS, day in day fucking out |
02:48 - 02:53 | As for the rest of you fucking fwoppa nobheds? |
02:54 - 02:56 | I'll do you all fucking in you fuckers |
02:56 - 02:59 | Jay has the fucking Sword of Gryffindor |
03:00 - 03:02 | Make him kill this fucker! |
03:04 - 03:07 | it's okay indrani, it ent ur fault lass |
03:14 - 03:16 | It's been an honour lads... |
03:19 - 03:23 | I'm leaving the Boys Bathroom |
03:25 - 03:26 | I've had enough of comparing dick sizes |
03:31 - 03:33 | Uh... we actually sorted you into LGBT a week ago Jack |
03:40 - 03:46 | You fucking what lad? |
03:46 - 03:49 | True, I am a 2 on the kinsey scale |
03:53 - 03:56 | Go on, jib off now |