| 00:00 - 00:03 | So I know I have been out of the TCS office for what seems like a century. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I could have been in Germany for all you guys knew. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Or near enough... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The watch house sometimes feels |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | like it's full of bloody refugees anyway! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I see your point, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It's a crazy World out there. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ahh... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ah no ones signing TCS equipment out. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Not ever. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Not even Perren, Purbrick, Coonan, Britt or Kevin! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This shit just got real! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This shit just got really real! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How the hell are we meant to keep track of our shit?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Through fricken telepathy or something. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The register is there for a reason. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It's there so we know exactly what you bastards take out. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | So you lot take care of our shit |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and don't let CIB get their dirty paws on it! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Furhrer we would NEVER let CIB get our shit! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | CIB always get their hands on other peoples shit! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Furhrer I promise CIB wont get our stuff. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't need your promises. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I need you all to sign our shit out! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Day or night. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Sign out our equipment |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | whether it's a fricken torch, radio, alcometre, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | raid bag or entry fricken tool! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I don't give a shit how busy your shift is, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | SIGN OUR SHIT OUT! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | For fucks sake how hard can it be! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | For the sake of my sanity, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | my blood pressure, my OCD! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Do this one thing for me. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | If not, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | you'll all be paying for my therapy, all of you! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just because you can't find the time to fill in a register. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | A fricken register! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | 5 seconds of your shift to fill it out |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and keep me out of the MHU! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Shush now, we will be forgiven. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So, now that I got that off my chest... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | let's just take a moment to fill the register in. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Or else... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Burkie will lose her shit. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And no one wants Burkie to lose her shit! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | She is after all |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | the ultimate equipment Nazi. |
