| 00:00 - 00:02 | The mefloquine veterans have finally exposed our 25 year long cover-up. |
| 00:03 - 00:07 | A serving Army officer told the Senate about your "culture of denial, deceit and impunity." |
| 00:08 - 00:00 | They found out about Dennis Shanks' [Professor, current Director of the Army Malaria Institute] human rights abuses in Somalia, 1993. |
| 00:12 - 00:00 | The AMI's unethical 1998-2002 drug trials involving thousands of troops in Bougainville and East Timor have been exposed as a massive fraud. |
| 00:18 - 00:00 | Don't worry. We'll get Robyn Walker [Rear Admiral, ADF Surgeon General] to tell the media they have PTSD because they were abused as children. |
| 00:24 - 00:00 | Vice Admiral, we already tried that, but Robyn Walker is a public laughing stock. |
| 00:31 - 00:36 | Almost 10,000 people signed a petition demanding she be sacked for incompetence. |
| 00:53 - 01:04 | Those of you who aren't already under criminal investigation for fraud, corruption, human rights abuses or incest will stay here. |
| 01:12 - 01:17 | That useless Walker bitch! |
| 01:18 - 01:32 | Damn those neuroscientists and their stupid "scientific method! |
| 01:22 - 01:24 | And that stupid RAAFie Mark Binskin [Air Chief Marshall, Chief of the Defence Force]! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Squeezing himself into a flying suit at some Air Cadet's camp while I take the fall for this shyte! |
| 01:29 - 01:34 | The doctors, scientists, everybody has been lying to me. Making me lie to the Minister! |
| 01:35 - 01:39 | The media stupidly listening to honest veterans and their families so they can expose the "truth"! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Vice Admiral, I cant permit you to abuse Robyn Walker like that, just because she is one of only a dozen officers who has never deployed on operations. |
| 01:43 - 01:48 | She is useless! The entire, corrupt ADF health system at her disposal and she still can't cover this up! |
| 01:47 - 01:47 | Vice Admiral! Our 140 public affairs staff have been working around the clock on twitter, facebook, youtube ... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Those public affairs idiots are the scum of the earth! They can't even tell a decent lie well enough for people to believe! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That Leonard Brennan [Colonel, ADF Director of Military Medicine]! |
| 01:55 - 01:58 | I gave him a shiny medal! Promoted him to Brigadier! |
| 02:01 - 02:03 | And he was the first one to be exposed for fraud and corruption! |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | Then I appointed Ian Tindall [pharmaceutical industry consultant] to chair the human research "ethics committee". |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And kept telling everyone the trials were "approved"! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why is the public so stupid, |
| 02:17 - 02:27 | ... they don't believe the lies of an anonymous, corrupt "ethics committee" are infallible truths?!? |
| 02:28 - 02:29 | Then we kept saying that only 25 personnel per year are given these drugs, |
| 02:30 - 02:40 | ... hoping the media wouldn't find the other 5,000 we poisoned during the preceding 20 years. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Idiots. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Not even the Illawarra Mercury will regurgitate our propaganda any more. |
| 02:48 - 02:49 | And Peter Nasveld [Lieutenant Colonel, corrupt Senior Medical Officer], |
| 02:50 - 02:52 | ... trying to slip under the radar with his GlaxoSmithKline tafenoquine poison! |
| 02:53 - 03:00 | Bloody McCarthy upstart, on the front page of the Canberra Times, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I just hope they don't make one of those Downfall youtube parodies about me. |
| 03:01 - 03:03 | ... with the HMAS Canberra baring her huge, grey arse at me in the background! |
| 03:05 - 03:12 | Don't worry Robyn [Walker]. You'll still get your retirement package, plus your performance bonus from Roche. |
| 03:16 - 03:19 | My cover-up hasn't worked. |
| 03:21 - 03:25 | Under these circumstances, I am no longer able to lead. |
| 03:26 - 03:30 | It's over. |
| 03:32 - 03:36 | No more Roche kickbacks for us. |
| 03:40 - 03:45 | I'll take the 50 foot yacht Roche gave me, |
| 03:46 - 03:52 | ... my busty blonde mistress, and sail over to the Maldives on stress leave. |
