| 00:00 - 00:03 | Magic man just showed up. Let's begin. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | These are the grocery stores we use |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You have Mariano's here, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Aldi is over here by the mall |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Meijer by Route 59. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Oh Whoopie Doo |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Send Truck-6 & do it all in one trip. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Pharaoh... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The group... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The group created a cooking schedule while you were gone |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | you're cooking today sir. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that takes naps in their underwear at noon...leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is horse sh*t!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is absolute horse sh*t!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I can't cook! I'm management now!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Management cooks a lunch once a year for the guys |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and they even stopped doing that crap!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I created "Toby Time" for you bastards!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I didn't create "Toby's Cooking Time!!" |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'm not "Captain Julia Childs!" |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But the cooking time cuts into our "Gym, Tan, Laundry" time. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Screw your "GTL!" Try being a "CFL!!" |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Pharaoh, were losing our tan & tone!! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | F*ck your abs & your glute exercises!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Stupid maps!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All I know how to make is chicken thighs!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | A little salt & pepper for special occasions!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | with a side dish of Piss & Vinegar!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'll work you guys 23 hours instead of 21 now!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How are the Chief's gonna see me do extra credit at your expense |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | if I'm confined to this damn stove!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Why did I even remodel that kitchen?!! Chief Lehman never noticed!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm no Eddie Clark! I always wanted to be. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But I'm not. I loved watching Marcos. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He was a pure genius in the kitchen. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Damn toilet paper. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If we could have only gotten the "Man Goat" on Engine-8. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Instead Thorn puts in a transfer request. What the f*ck is that sh*t?!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Benedict Arnold! He talked too much anyway! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The chiefs are gonna start asking questions. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'll cook you bastards Guatemala horse head stew!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. We're on the Ambo. We can eat out. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Last time I cooked was in the Navy. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have to confess...I have psoriasis |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and a itchy scalp. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Lucky you guys. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now I have to grade street tests, push the enroute button, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | order supplies once a month & now cook. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I wish I didn't run funny. |
