| 00:00 - 00:02 | I'm pretty groovy now. |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | Some things are gonna be tall, some dead. |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | You gotta meet your promises with a broomstick. |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | Yeah! I have the peanuts! I have the crackers! |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | Don't be an idiot. |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | Thanks. I have a way to dance that uses pickled eggs. |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | You've got merriness. |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | I have what it takes to be sombre. |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | You betcha! |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | I have two poodles, one is at the vet, one is in my pocket |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | Broken casserole dishes don't bother me. |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | You've got to be the best hockey player you can be. |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | I have nothing further to say! |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | Back to the original snapshot. |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | This caption isn't mine. I didn't say it. |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | Yummy yummy yummy |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | Protectionism is what it's all about. |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | I have great things to say. |
