| 00:00 - 00:03 | (The SSTAT monthly participation review is already underway) |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ... and we have been making good process |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in recruiting so far this month. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Smotch's numbers are beyond exemplary |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We have more PAPs than any other member of Bastion |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Sounds good... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | How are the miners doing? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Uhh... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | None of the miners made their quota. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We ran out of tritanium five hours ago. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who didn't meet their quota, participate, contribute or get their paps... get out... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Fucking kill them all! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Blops them on their way out! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Mittani has nerds paying him for a fucking book! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We can't even get mining quotas! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We should be owning this coalition! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ...who can't meet the fucking mining quota? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ...it's like two fucking hours! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ...I could do it while I was asleep! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, some of them just had a bad month! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck your bad month! You've been having a bad YEAR! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | ...but I did good this month. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I can smell your malaise!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Lazy cunt!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How are we supposed to assassinate Jed Stevens |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Take over The Bastion high command |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and make all these nancies our mining bitches |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | if we can't even control our own! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I should be rolling in Veldspar by now! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It sustains me like nothing else can... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Get out of my way before I doomsday you like I did John Hartley. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just want to build more supers... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I want to have the biggest fleet ever... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | More firepower than all of the Bastion combined |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Oh wait... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We already do! Its a fucking embarassment! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We literally run this bitch... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We should own all of the fucking moons by now. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The only reason we don't, all kidding aside, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Is because that Stevens sucks Canaris' dick! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, Damo has a bigger dick anyway. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We left Fatal Ascension |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Came all the way to Vale... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ...and now this... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ...the Drake has fallen... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Supers to login screen. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Fleets up under Pittsburgh. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | This shit ends today. |
