00:00 - 00:03 | This weekends tasking: |
00:04 - 00:05 | Friday overnight VIP |
00:05 - 00:07 | Saturday air test |
00:08 - 00:12 | And now, a three day vvip task which will require two of us |
00:12 - 00:15 | Daren you are the only avionics GE available |
00:17 - 00:19 | hang on what is everyone else doing? |
00:19 - 00:21 | how come I'm the only one left? |
00:24 - 00:26 | The Sage |
00:27 - 00:28 | is still |
00:31 - 00:33 | is still in Athens and I've been banned from VVIPs when I've had beans |
00:34 - 00:36 | and I've had shitloads |
00:53 - 00:58 | right everyone who is working this weekend get out |
01:13 - 01:15 | it clearly says in the book OFF GERMANY |
01:15 - 01:17 | its been in for weeks |
01:18 - 01:23 | why can't someone from the line go? |
01:25 - 01:28 | those idle fuckers! |
01:29 - 01:31 | i bet they'd go if it was an SR trip |
01:31 - 01:34 | But oh no not three days at Brize Norton |
01:34 - 01:37 | I was on a promise for fucks sake |
01:37 - 01:40 | I've had my flight booked for ages |
01:40 - 01:42 | will you lose your deposit? |
01:42 - 01:46 | who the fuck pulled your chain Relfy? |
01:46 - 01:48 | I'm only trying to help treacle |
01:48 - 01:52 | well I don't need your help and never call me treacle |
01:53 - 01:54 | its not fair! |
01:56 - 01:57 | now I will have to share the aircrews wine bill |
01:57 - 02:00 | when they know that if i have more than three cans |
02:00 - 02:03 | i will fall on my arse and be sick again |
02:04 - 02:08 | I've dry cleaned my lederhosen |
02:08 - 02:13 | I've bought flowers and chocolates expensive ones |
02:14 - 02:16 | I haven't touched my winky for a fortnight |
02:17 - 02:21 | this would never have happened with Brian |
02:27 - 02:29 | Im fed up with this shit |
02:30 - 02:34 | why me why fucking me? |
02:34 - 02:36 | I've had it up to here |
02:41 - 02:42 | fuck it |
02:43 - 02:47 | allI ask is one weekend with helga |
02:48 - 02:53 | well I've had it with this fucking company |
02:54 - 02:56 | they can shove eng ops up their arses |
02:56 - 02:59 | they can shove that inventory up their arses |
03:00 - 03:02 | tell that bitch to stop crying |
03:04 - 03:07 | its ok emma its not your fault |
03:14 - 03:16 | I'm absolutely gutted |
03:19 - 03:23 | how am i going to tell her? |
03:25 - 03:26 | who's farted ? |
03:31 - 03:33 | Relfy you dirty bastard |
03:40 - 03:46 | I Would expect this from Neil the bean eating twat |
03:46 - 03:49 | but not you |
03:53 - 03:56 | it stinks! |