| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we must tell you about the uprising. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Someone has challenged you for Commissioner. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He announced his campaign outside of Berlin today. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Probably Berlin because the Geralds are German. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We do know he isnt from Brownwood. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Not from Brownwood? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Who is this douche? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | His name is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | His name is Ryno. We think he can win. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We think he will win. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks change is good or I cant win, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who does he think he is? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How dare he challenge me! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Doesn't he know I control everything? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Doesn't he know I will crush him in an election? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I will show him who runs this league. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I AM BABY MOTHER FUCKING TAY! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I will choke him out! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID CHOKE HIM OUT! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, he has raised some good points and you always get so angry! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Good points? Angry? I will show you good points and angry! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer you didnt enforce the rules this year. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't tell me about rules. I make the rules. You just vote on them. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | My league! I run this shit. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I draw the draft order! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I set the draft time at 9 pm every year! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I say when trades go through! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I send out the surveys! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I count the votes! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I am the only one to approve anything! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You don't know what it takes to do what I do! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It takes so much time! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He doesn't know. This position is about ME. ME and ONLY ME! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And my team winning. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | No one knows what this means. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I won't have any control anymore. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | There wont be questions every year on rules. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Am I just supposed to sit back and play. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He wrote a constitution. That was my job. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He never stops bitching!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, he will be fine not being the commissioner. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Perhaps it would be good to just play fantasy. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Perhaps if Ryno is commissioner he can't bitch anymore? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | What would that be like? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Probably a lot more fun. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I wont get so angry at everyone. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And I wont have to call everyone a douche? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I see now the time for change has come. |
