| 00:00 - 00:03 | Yamaha wants to speak with all 2016 Viper owners |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It is an urgent case |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They came all the way from here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They mentioned something about engines something something |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Can you here them out? |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Hmm I am getting ready my 270 turbokit |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I have little time for their bullshit |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Theres been a problem.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | a big one |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The engine rods on all 2016 Vipers are failing pressure |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Because of our new reinforced engine |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All except Yamaha employees, please leave my workshop... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I was THIS close to fit my Turbo on my brand new sled |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And NOW YOU are telling us, the "NEW" engine is failing?? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What am I supposed to do with a submarine without turbo?? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I could smell the boost!!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | All the boost and now it is not possible for my 270hp kit to race the 2 strokes?? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | UNHEARD I TELL YOU |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WINTER IS DOOMED |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Also, all the 190 HP kits are failing |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SNIFFING AT YAMAHA HQ??!!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We had to cheap out on the rods to put in a actual boat |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | *SWEARING. ALOT OF SWEARING* |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | PLEASE GOD LET IT ATLEAST BE A RECALL!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I know exactly where you could stick your Lego-rods!!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | RIGHT UP NEXT WHERE YOUR HEAD IS |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THIS WILL BE THE WORST SEASON EVER |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I JUST REALIZED I HAVE TO DRIVE A STOCK VIPER OH MY GOD |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I cannot begin to explain my sense of BETRAYAL |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All the 2 strokes I would have smoked!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They will all laugh at us now!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I did not even get the chance to show them my new Boost gauge |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Its all Yamaha fault... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Rebuilding the best engine ever made |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For a boat........... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You want to use the new 16 Vipers as an anchor?? is that it??!?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | THINK OF ALL THE BACKS THAT WILL BE BROKEN FROM LIFTING! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And the girls will laugh at me..!! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ITS TRUE IS IT NOT?? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I cant afford anything else either...!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Maybe we can let the 16 vipers ride a few yards on our 2 strokes |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How much mushroom can a company eat |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just have to buy skis... skis... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | All hope is lost |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I cant bear the smell of 2 strokes... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I hope you do the right thing |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Recall our sleds |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | God be with us. |
