| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mr. Hammell, we have bad news about Gudgeon. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have passed your orders on to him |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But he is hiding out somewhere in Victoria, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and refuses to obey. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He will not go to the shooting range to practice. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I must have misheard you. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It sounded like you said Gudgeon is being disobedient. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Hammell.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Gudgeon . . . |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Gudgeon is refusing to go the the practice range. He thinks its a stupid idea. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He says its just a stupid trick and that you should get your head out of your ass. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody leave the room except Aaron, Mike and a couple other people whose names I haven't bothered to learn. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Does he not know, i have no faith . . . |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | My TEAM has no faith in his shooting. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I am staring down the barrel of a rifle, my life literally on the line. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And Gudgeon disobeys a direct order to go the gun range? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Who does he think he is? Does he not realize, my life is on the line? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | that I am a world class magician? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND juggler . . . |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He says you are being silly, and its only a trick . . . |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | A trick??? I am literally staring down the barrel a gun? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He says you're being a prima donna, using the fiction of the trick . . . |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Prima donna! I have seven Guiness Records! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Seven or eight, I can't remember! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | doesn't this idiot realize that I have no faith in him... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I am up ALL might -- literally terrified for my life. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | While plots his next lie and deception. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I am a world class magician, dammit! Not a ventriloquist or some other such low level entertainer. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I have seven or eight Guinness Records AND frequently give magic themed pep talks to Malaysian high school students |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I have surrounded myself with other |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | world class people, and this worm has the audacity to disobey a direct order |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He wouldn't sign a non-disclosure, you know. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It was a good non-disclosure. I downloaded it from the Internet. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The INTERNET!!!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My girlfriend signed one. My mother . . . |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | My dog and my cat . .. EVERYONE signed a non-disclosure except Gudgeon. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It is supposed to be good to be king and this is not good at all. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And don't get me started on how much i am being paid for this gig. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Peanuts! I am losing money here, and the producers will not pay to have my teeth capped. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | My teeth must be capped or I will die! Why cant they see that! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay honey, you can always back out of the engagement. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is a most disturbing turn of events. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I am king, dammit. Everyone must do what I tell them. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Am I mad to think so? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The trick with the gun. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Why did I agree to do it? What was I thinking? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I wanted a nice little infomercial about me. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I am out of my comfort zone. |
