00:00 - 00:03 | Today we are going to show you our splended NGO product |
00:04 - 00:05 | We hope that you find it useful and intersting |
00:05 - 00:07 | I would just start by pointing on the map, this is like google maps IRL |
00:08 - 00:12 | Just like Google maps our solution is a Could solution |
00:12 - 00:15 | This means that you can acess the data anywhere and everywhere |
00:17 - 00:19 | Ok |
00:19 - 00:21 | it sound good, but does it work in the reality? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Dear customer |
00:27 - 00:28 | I think... |
00:31 - 00:33 | according to Microsoft it's the best thing that happend since MS Minesweeper |
00:34 - 00:36 | It will open endless oppertunities for you |
00:53 - 00:58 | Data..., it's just 1 and 0:s |
01:13 - 01:15 | Do you know what i think about cloud |
01:15 - 01:17 | They always show up when you are outside and want to enjoy the sun |
01:18 - 01:23 | And now you say |
01:25 - 01:28 | That these could will open oppertunities for us. |
01:29 - 01:31 | Sorry, but this sound abit strange to me |
01:31 - 01:34 | How could Microsoft be so stupid to call it cloud...sss |
01:34 - 01:37 | Now i want you to show me what this cloud can do |
01:37 - 01:40 | I really hope it's not a raincloud |
01:40 - 01:42 | No, dear customer we are fairly sure it's a suncloud |
01:42 - 01:46 | SUN CLOUD, WTF is that |
01:46 - 01:48 | Dear customer, a sun cloud is a cloud.. |
01:48 - 01:52 | I hate data and i hate clouds |
01:53 - 01:54 | They should have named it Candy |
01:56 - 01:57 | We are a organisation that strive to |
01:57 - 02:00 | help people that are in need of our help |
02:00 - 02:03 | we just want it to work, how hard can it be. |
02:04 - 02:08 | You come here all the way from Stockholm, in your fancy shoes and warm jackets |
02:08 - 02:13 | It's not cold here so please take them of |
02:14 - 02:16 | It's not snowing here |
02:17 - 02:21 | Event if i wanted it to be, it's never enogh to make a snow house |
02:27 - 02:29 | have you education from any accademy |
02:30 - 02:34 | I have not |
02:34 - 02:36 | But i have been seeing hole of europe |
02:41 - 02:42 | Cloud |
02:43 - 02:47 | If i going to buy this CLoud solution it always have to work and it allways have to be sunny |
02:48 - 02:53 | no rain, ok do you understand |
02:54 - 02:56 | Ok, alittle rain when i'm sleeping |
02:56 - 02:59 | But then, when i get to work in this new product, that we have orderd |
03:00 - 03:02 | Everyone here will like it |
03:04 - 03:07 | Take it easy it's Jesper and Johan in there |
03:14 - 03:16 | I really hade high hopes for this |
03:19 - 03:23 | and now... |
03:25 - 03:26 | there server is "To busy" |
03:31 - 03:33 | To busy.... |
03:40 - 03:46 | For how long, cloud they not tell us more, so that we know for how long we have to wait? |
03:46 - 03:49 | wait for a cloud that should allways be up. it is stupid |
03:53 - 03:56 | we will have to think about this? |