| 00:00 - 00:03 | We paid off all the sportswriters who graduated ILH |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Gave some money to the 0c16 announceers |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Paid off most of the refs |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And even the Aloha Stadium staff to to make up rules just for Kahuku |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Donated money to schools for their new stadiums, here, here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Nice, very nice, so did we get an invitation |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | From our ILH school that won state this year? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ummm |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ummm Kahuku won states. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They beat St Louis 39-14 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you who bet that Mililani would win states, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Kahuku won state?!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | *&#@ Kahuku won state?!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All the money we spent bribing those refs and those writers!/ |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and our four schools couldn't beat them?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | So what if their AD is clueless? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | W paid those idiot, one sided writers |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We gave them money to build their stadiums |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And even paid off some government officials |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Kahuku's defense was unstoppable, they were compared to the Steelers D that on the superbowl in 2008 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care if they were compared to the 85 bears, we had the best quarterback in the state |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, your nephew Milton is way better. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He was hurt by a 86 pound cornerback from Kailua. Don't try to correct me. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You irritz |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I was looking forward to going to banquets, eating Hawaiian food, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and hanging at their quarterback clubs, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I was even looking forward to getting some school gears, some shirts and sweaters |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I always wanted a "We don 't recruit we reload," shirt |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Now I gotta sit around here in this old suit, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | eating weinerznitzels and sour crout. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | while they hold ten parades starting from the stadium |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Get a hold of coah Tata |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Offer him whatever he wants |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'll personally give him money from my own account. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Just get him back to St Louis |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I don't care what it takes |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Tell Cal Lee to hit the road |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and next time accept the second place trophy |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Damn Kahuku. I hope your band keeps leaving early from the games |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and that AD stays right where she is. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | yeah, you should have listened to your husband. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My nephew Mckenzie is leaving, and Vae |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Tua has one more year |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We need to recruit hard. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | How am I going to face Obama |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Even though he grad Punahou |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He still ate at Angels ice cream in Laie |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | gO BROTHERHOOD. |
