| 00:00 - 00:03 | The 2015 Air Test Results are in, and Mr. Bosko |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | As the outgoing department chairman |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | helped many teachers get LDC training |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He has left an indelible legacy on the Social Studies faculty. And Mr. Burns was an Inclusion champion. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Plus, Mr. Graves excels with DBQs in APUSH and HSTW jobs. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I knew the Social Studies Department would deliver. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They can finally puff their chests with these AIR results. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The AIR results |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The AIR results were very poor and |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Springfield students ranked near the bottom of the county. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | This is a debacle. Leave the room and have these teachers arrested. Im sending them to Kaufering-Landsberg. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | These men have failed! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why do they always fail? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Cant there ever be anything positive? Its like they coach for the Cleveland Browns! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They sit in the ELA day after day, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Collaborating but complaining. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Yet, they never deliver any results. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Mr. Burns was mentored by Putt, who is a PHD candidate. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Burns had near perfect attendance. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, Burns had way too much pull out time! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Graves works 80-hour weeks and can recite all of the Marzano strategies. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, Graves APUSH students didnt take the AIR test. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Bullcrap! I want to spear them all with these pens. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | 50 little daggers in their face! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Bensons History classes |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | had 60% pass the Air. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Thats because he challenges the status quo the other 40% of the time! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Benson fights all the wrong battles. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He makes kids read and write every day. You never see him push a computer cart. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Burkets and Boskos government classes only had 39% pass the AIR. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Even the Soviets were able to exterminate more NON fellow travelers under Stalin ! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And now Benson is the Department chair. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They cant puff their chests, and what will the results look like this year? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Mr. Morgan must feel like Jimmy Haslam. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He must select someone new. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Someone must be chosen to lead this department. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Mr. OBrian is a tremendous upstart. He must replace this old, dead weight in the department. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe Mrs. Elliott should run the department. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | She has experience with the Mount Vernon Society. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Its going to take a George Washington to turn this around. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Be calm and put your faith in Ilarios Google Drive spreadsheets. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How are they ever going to close the gap? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have the solution to improving AIR scores. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Its time for Caslow. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Any man who can live on milk |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | has an iron stomach and the will to make these teachers work harder. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Until then, I would like to crawl under this table, |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bosko recommends checking the wires. |
