| 00:00 - 00:03 | The monument search is nearly complete. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Two inch Iron pipes... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | were found here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They were stamped PLS9092... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and found out of position by two feet. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We should... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | up-hold this original survey as correct. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We already... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We already set new monuments in the correct position. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The original monuments were incorrect. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave the room if you subscribe to "The Lucas Letter". |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | An entire case of beer! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You owe everyone an entire case of fucking beer! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and whoever tagged the new monuments |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | will be reported to the Board for incompetancy! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | There is no error in an original monument... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | unless there is compelling evidence... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | that it was disturbed or set erroniously! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I doubt you even tied in the fences... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The monument was not of record. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Go back to geocashing, you GIS tech!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Leader, I'm a GISP. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | When will you learn that coordinates are at the bottom of the hierarchy of evidence!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The very bottom!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Intent is at the top... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and what spells intent better... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | than found, original, undisturbed monuments!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Your mathmagical position is not the result of a professional opinion!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You are better off just performing a "Google Earth survey"!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This is the equivilent of 100 "beer legs"!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I expect this behavior from grandfathered Civil Engineers... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | but not actual Licensed Land Surveyors... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | licensed to protect the public... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | against poor surveying practice! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Thoreau... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | is surely rolling over in his grave right now... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Those guys carved onto Mount Rushmore... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and Cheif Justice Cooley... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | he would send you to surveyor training camp... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | complete with razor wire and death squads!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It could be worse, it could be in Fresno. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Where is Professional Surveying headed? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Some even say field notes are redundant... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it takes too much time... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and the data collector does it anyway... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | but how do you enter parole evidence or or barbed wire analysis... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | into a data collector? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It must be written down... |
