| 00:00 - 00:02 | We just got the final. We beat the Aggies 19 - 7. |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | The Aggies held us to two field goals in the first half |
| 00:05 - 00:08 | But Grice broke a great run, going this way, to give us the lead |
| 00:09 - 00:12 | Fournette ran for a little over a buck fifty |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | And broke the LSU single season rushing record, too! |
| 00:18 - 00:19 | Geaux Tigers! At least we beat those Faggies! |
| 00:20 - 00:22 | And Les has to be toast, after all that we have heard |
| 00:25 - 00:26 | The administration met and decided during the third quarter |
| 00:31 - 00:38 | And they have announced that Les is going to remain their football coach! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All you TAF donors get the Hell out of here |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Are you shitting me? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That decision is pathetic, f'ng pathetic. |
| 01:18 - 01:22 | They decided to keep Miles as coach. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What are they running down there, an employment service for nincompoops? |
| 01:28 - 01:30 | And they decided during the 3d quarter? |
| 01:30 - 01:31 | Yes, during the 3d quarter! |
| 01:32 - 01:36 | He has no offensive scheme, he can't develop a quarterback, |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | His special teams suck. He is so damn predictable on offense. |
| 01:40 - 01:43 | But, sir, ESPN said he had a winning percentage and it was asinine to fire him |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | To Hell with ESPN, they are just shills for Alabama |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But people said we were harsh, we were idiots to fire such a nice guy |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Damn you, nice guys finish last, or at least 4th in the West |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | When are we gonna get a passing quarterback? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | When are we gonna kick it through the end zone? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Like every other Division I school! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Are special teams in the top 25 too much to ask? They are garbage. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why are we confined to mediocrity? |
| 02:08 - 02:11 | I don't even care any more about the Gumps |
| 02:12 - 02:16 | But how about the Piggies? We can't even beat the Piggies!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:23 | Nor those imbeciles screaming Hotty Toddy. Damn! Disgusting! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I was counting on Jimbo |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But those a-holes outside would not come up with the change |
| 02:34 - 02:38 | Next thing you know someone's is gonna say too much money for footbal |
| 02:41 - 02:43 | Football is money, How do you think Nick does it? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It is umbelievable that we could not pull this off |
| 02:48 - 02:52 | Now, we are condemned to Katy Perry making fun of us, forever... |
| 02:53 - 02:55 | With CORN DOGS! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | How could there not have been a Plan B, how about the guy at Memphis, or Houston? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Anyone that can run a 21st century offense |
| 03:05 - 03:07 | Don't worry, you can still watch her videos |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How about Mike the Tiger? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He will never leave that cage again. Never. Ever. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Don't blame him! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | So many in the NFL, so many lost chances |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Yeah, he says he will change, then he says he doesn't need to change much |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Just get a freaking quarterback. That wiil be enough |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We are screwed! |
