| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've got a pretty full evening here at the Rec-Plex |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | As you can see, Rink A has a Squirt hockey league game... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...and Rink B has an 06 Selects practice that goes on for an hour and a half |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The volleyball courts are completely full |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The pickle ball courts, however, don't have anything scheduled until the weekend |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm assuming the lights are turned off and doors locked... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | To save on electrical costs and all... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It seems that... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...it seems that there are 2 06 Selects dads playing pickle ball |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They found pickle ball gear and are playing in the dark |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I need rink monitors, janitors, zamboni drivers and locker room key guys to leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | They're playing on the fucking courts? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | In the fucking dark? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | With our pickle ball gear that we left laying out |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Paddles and balls |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And to think these dads are in there |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Running around in their jeans and oversized hoodies |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Hitting the ball back and forth having a grand old time |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They should be watching their kids practicing hockey or the football game on tv |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the Rams were having their worst game of the season vs. the Bengals |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then they can watch their kids skate around the cones on the ice |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, their kids were just doing skating drills |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Skating is an important part of hockey, don't give me that |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Did you see the first period against the A1 team last week? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Better skating and more intensity and the first period would have been different |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And don't get me started against that Kirkwood team |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | If they didn't want to watch practice or the football game |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They could have gotten a pretzel from concessions |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and a pitcher of beer |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | but we can not allow them on the pickle ball courts |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What's next if we do? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My God, what's next if we do |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What kind of examples are they setting |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | To their friends, their wives... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | ...their children |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All by letting them on the courts |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Did I mention they are setting bad examples? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | At the very least we should tell them they are in serious trouble |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And 2 dads playing pickle ball, what's next? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who knows what dark deeds goes on in dark courts |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok. Nobody knows it was our husbands |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just can't believe they would just do that |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Just because the doors are unlocked |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The paddles |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The balls. The net. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Oh damn, I just thought about the net |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We just lined everything up to make the net regulation for the court |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now it's all messed up |
