| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Jv team has just been released |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have Ben King |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And Alex Danielson |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our captains are Jack Luba and Grady Olsen |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They are dicks But very good |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Its ok. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Who are our strikers? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It is |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Drew Sarunjan and Lucas Fatas |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They were the only options |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you did not help in choosing them leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU IDIOTS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THEY WONT SCORE ONE GOAL |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | DREW WILL MISS OPEN GOALS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | LUCAS WILL DRIBBLE |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HE SUCKS AT DRIBBLING |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | NOT EVEN BEN CAN CARRY THEM |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | JACK CANT CARRY THEM EITHER |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | SIR WE ALSO HAVE GRADY |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THAT DOESNT MATTER ITS LUCAS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | SIR HES NOT THAT BAD |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU IDIOT HES WORSE THAN MY DYING GRANDMA |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HE PLAYS ON KRISH'S TEAM |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I WOULD RATHER HAVE LEWIS SHERIDAN |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | AT LEAST HE IS POPULAR AND PULLS BROOKE |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I WOULD EVEN HAVE BEN SHAPIRO OVER LUCAS |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | JACOB CHOI IS BETTER |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | HE CAN RAINBOW FLICK |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | DREW CANT EVEN KEEP THE BALL |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND LUCAS TAKES STUPID SHOTS |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I need viagra |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I feel like a gorilla |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I want to kill you |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking hell |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Jacob might be salty but hes better than FUCKING LUCAS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Our defenders better be good |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | If not you are dead |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | IF we took fucking MAX |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | JUST KYS NOW |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its ok we have Ben King |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I never would have believed JV could be this bad |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have seen 8 years of Jv soccer |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | never this bad |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That prick Lucas |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | can we forfiet the season? We should do it now |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | save us misery |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Idiots |
