| 00:00 - 00:02 | Yes, yes, we all want to work for Skydive Empuriabrava |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | It's the best |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | I think they will take me for 2016 |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | why? |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | What makes you think they will take you? |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | I have all the right qualities |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | I can drink a lot |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | do you have any qualifications? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | I don't need qualifications |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | I went drinking with Nigel and Graham |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | and Steve and Wim were there too. |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | they told me I'd get a job |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | so I have come here to drink at Capitans |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | and turn up drunk in the morning |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | and what about La Isla? |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | and what about La Isla? |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | La Isla, what is that? |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | It's the hooker bar with cheap skanks |
